Staci came over Thursday and we had a lovely boozy evening. She brought over her Grandma Holtkamp’s sugar cookie recipe. She was all “hey! These are the fluffiest dang cookies you’ve ever had in your life! Grandma Holtkamp liked ’em fluffy and boy do these cookies DELIVER!”
Grandma Holtkamp’s recipe makes an insane number of cookies so feel free to divide the measurements by two for half the cookies (MATH, Y’ALL!!!).
3 cups sugar
4 eggs
2 cups canola oil
2 cups delicious buttermilk
2 tsp baking soda
3 tsp vanilla
6 cups AP flour (6!!!!!)
6 tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
Give your oven a preheat to 400 dang degrees.
Mix all that junk together. It’s that easy. It’s gonna look like a pancake batter but I promise it makes cookies. These babes will spread when you bake them so make these small or just spread them out. Or if you’re like Staci, just make giant cookies that will ultimately mash together. Sprinkle some sugar, maple syrup or bacon bits on them and bake for about 8-10 minutes. Staci likes here cookies crazy underbaked – so feel free to bake them 4-6 minutes for “Staci-style”.
These cookies pair really well with several bottles of very inexpensive wine. ENJOY!!!!!
NOTE: For the movie version of this blog, Staci thinks Emma Stone should play her. I agree! Did yall see The House Bunny? That was a good movie!
ISO 3-5 ingredient MAX recipe that I can make between morning mimosas, mid-day bon-bons, a taper run and post carpool pick-up Sauvignon blanc. Like 5 min prep, 10 minute bake, 5 minute clean-up??? I need to make these stat for some we’re thankful for teachers thing.
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Maybe you should guest-write this blog for a while. I’d much rather read about your life than mine. Start thinking who’d play you all in the movie…
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I’ve been dying for cookies since yesterday. This house is full of health food. I think I can quickly and secretly make these and eat them all before Patrick gets home 😉
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I’ve decided that after the 100 cookies, I’m doing 100 vegetables because my house sounds like the exact opposite of your house….
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I thought this was supposed to be a secret family recipe, guess not anymore…. thanks Staci…
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PS Jack totally kidding, spread that great-gma love!
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