1 cuppa brown sugar
1/2 cuppa gran sugar
Big ol splash of vanilla
2 cuppa flour
1/4 cuppa oatmeal
1 tsp salt
1 tsp baking soda (NOT POWDER)
Mix all this junk together. Then add whatever additional garbage you have in the cupboard. We used a handful of caramel chips, a handful of peanut butter chips, crushed pretzels, and some Easter candy that Emily smashed with a rolling pin. More mixing. Spread into a greased up baking dish and bake this mess for 25 min on 375.
(Note: make sure you have an Emily help you with these, because she will clean your kitchen while these bake.)
When these shits cool, they will look like abominations. Don’t worry about that. They will be delicious. As in the movie Never Been Kissed, it’s not about what Josie Grossies look like, it’s what’s on the inside that matters. (Also! FUN FACT: Josie Grossy and I both went to Northwestern! GO CATS! Meow!)
And that’s the end of that story!