#43: UTI Blasters! (Jim’s Idea)*

Hi hi hi hi hi!

Quick story: I used to go to the Cincinnati Reds games a lot a few years ago and there was always signage for the tri-state urinary robotics clinics. And I just remember eating hotdogs and thinking about robots working on urinary areas. 

 (That story gets a D-!  So dumb!)

Anyway, I was poking around in Jimmy’s cupboards looking for ingredients for a delicious cookie this weekend and found some craisins I bought a few weeks ago.  I made these things and Jimmy came down and said these cookies would be good for UTIs!  He’s a nurse, so I’ll take his word for it!

1 sticka butter

3/4 cuppa gran sugar. (Jimmy didn’t have any brown sugar, but I think that would’ve been good in this thing)

1 tbsp honey

1 egg

1 splasha vanilla 

1 pincha salt

1/2 tsp baking soda (NOT POWDER)

1 cuppa oats

1-1/2 cuppa flour + more if your dough is too drippy

Medium handful of craisins 

Just mix all this together until it’s a lumpy craisin-studded gruel-like dough.  Roll balls and splat em down on a parchy-paper-lined tray. Bake in a 350 oven for 12 minutes.  

* I immediately regret everything about this post. No more urinary robot stories. That’s a Jack Volpi Guarantee! 

UPDATE (7/12/16): the folks at Ocean Spray just liked my photo on Instagram!!!!! Whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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