Oh wow! Hi!
Are you really reading this???? So exciting!!!!
Let’s see…. I live in COLUMBUS, OHIO! I was born here! And I live here! It’s a real neat-neat-neat city and come see for yourself, player! I live in a very famous ravine in Columbus that’s haunted, but guess what. I ain’t afraid of no ghosts! (That’s a lie – I most definitely am.)
I used to work for a company and they laid me off back in 2014. And that’s when I started baking my brains out. I baked so much and took so many dumb pictures of my bakes that I was like “Hey, Stupid! Why don’t you start a blog?” And so I did!!!!
Listen – this isn’t Shakespeare here. When I’m like a million years old, I want a place to see all my dumb stories and jokes and recipes and thoughts and photos. This is that place. If you like it, great! If you LOVE it, even better – sign me up for some awards and a book deal, please! (email@example.com)
If you don’t like it, I don’t blame you. But also – BYE FOREVER!
Also – fellas – I’m TAKEN! If you’re thinking that I’m so handsome and so fun and smart, I get that A LOT! I appreciate all of the requests for dates, but I have a MAN! THANKS BUT NO THANKS! (Ladies, obvs real gay….)
PS – this photo was first featured in #72 (White Xanax Cookies). My name is really JACK VOLPI; Gary Underwood is just my stage name for my Carrie Underwood country music side project…. I just like this picture a lot!