Football is so boring! I hate it! The only football thing I love is Hans Moleman Productions Presents: Man Getting Hit By Football
Anyway – if football is your jam, make some of these tiny chocolate footballs and plop them on your coffee ice creams.
1 sticka butter
1/2 cuppa sugar
1/3 cuppa cocoa
1 splasha vanilla
1-1/2 cuppa flour
1/4 tsp salt
Mix this junk and chill for an hour. Then shape some tiny footballs by hand and jazz these fuckers in a 350 oven for 7.5 minutes. Decorate with whatever you’ve got laying around the house.